Serenity Prayer for Work

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they ticked me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wenesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Friday.

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to tick me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me